Thursday, March 13, 2008

The tribe of bohemian asparagus have spoken.

They will officially except you as a member only after you channel
the spirit of a holy water melon.

You will receive a shamanistic vision of your future in which you will devote yourself wholly or not.

You will receive a blank melon. roughly about 2.85 kg. The size and weight of "your" melon.

You must write your fears upon this melon, then work yourself into a state of trance, method of choice among bohemian asparagus's of old being the music of an obese human beat box named curly from Detroit.

until you co-axe the spirit of the holy melon to possess your body, you will have entered only the periphery stages of your asparagessence. Next...comes the briny dead sea sneakers challenge.

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