Nudity among the ancient asparagus is commonplace
It is only of recently that the lesser vegs. have grown accustomed to self consciousness
Hence the reason robust carrots create elaborate rituals in order to touch one another, namely football, baseball, any ball will do, Carrots have long developed a complex of all things spherical and in their in ability to understand anything well rounded they have decided to turn all well rounded things into well...playthings, while they leave the serious matters of self worship to be left to things shaped like pyramids or the 101. A Well informed Carrot named Noble Eisenhower once stated that "everyone secretly worships themselves." Ancient Asparagus, well aware of the pitfalls of such notions, have developed elaborate bathing rituals of communal nudity in order to curve any asparagus of developing a sense of superiority. And well. They have been known to reveal themselves in dreams, in the buff, revealing all they are, in order to let potential BoHo Asps to know they are welcome, yes...the dream was an invitation.

Come As You Are
As you were
As I want you to be

-the heartless veg.