i have decided to venture into the island of rbcs

but this time, i did some research before hand (i've been informed about their destructive temper tantrums, i fear that they won't take the same back calling measures that the asps did)

i found out that rbcs not only worship tampons and youth...
they have a special understanding with death
how extreme
rbcs believe that when they feel the time has come, they wrap themselves in a peice of grade A tampon and bounce into the sea
they feel that this is respect for the coconut trees (i think they refuse to worship the sun stars and moon, too common)

of course the grade A tampon makes them bob up and down for a while before they can drown

i think i am going to bring a pack of lavender scented tampons as a peace offering
is the coconut tree ritual considered suicide?
i wonder how would any rebel baby carrot be able to decide that "that's it! i am going now!"
perhaps a trigger is switched on or something
will studying intensely push the button

i think i should go pay homage to the rebel baby carrots
i wonder what would they do to me if i brought them condoms instead?