the spirit of the holy water melon told me that i was not fit to enter the clan
it said that my future has been already decided by a pod of peas
the leader pea went into a strange trance six years ago
the holy water melon said that it couldn't interfere with the peas
(i think it said something about being eaten inside out)
the melon however told me that i must go on a quest to find the pod of peas
it said the peas are located at a scary old granny's yard

the last thing it said was this
BEWARE OF THE OLD GRANNY
SHE OWNS THE STICK OF PEAPODS