am i still a teen?
only teens have the right to die their hair purple or blue or rainbow
or you could shave it all off
i mean if you shave off your hair during you thirty somethings
people will think that you're going bald

i don't think people would mind if i got a tatoo of naked women all over my back
if they ask about it when i turn old
i'll just say i was a teen
they'll probaby give me a sympathetic knowing look

potatos are digged up, not pulled
the purple potatos told me
they also said that the biggest wish for every purple potato is to become a black carrot they used to all want to be white truffles but that was so 2007
black carrots are the new pink!