if this was a fairy tale, i suppose i would have to rush into the old granny's house, save her cockatoo(who just happens to be my prince charming) and discover that the old granny was just loney and needed some love and companionship.

but it isn't
too bad

i did find the old granny's house and i found out that her name is agatha
i never liked agathas

behind the prickly pears and watery tomatos
i saw THE PEAS
they looked a bit malnurished though
more liked wind dried california peas
i tried to venture into the yard
but whenever i stepped on it
the cockatoo would start screaming it's lung out
damn cockatoo

i think i'll try the eat you inside out threat to the water melon