It is what turns poetry into prose
eroticism into porn
opera into H.S. Musical
French fries into Freedom Fries
Music into KTV
Education into Exams
NBA into SBL
Street food into instant noodles
Afterlife into death
Roses into plastic roses
People into Politicians
Teachers into Paper weights
Friends into FaceBook
Conversations into diatribes
Pirates of the Carribean into Pirates of the Caribean 2
Me into you
You into Me
Sunday, April 20, 2008
Monday, April 14, 2008
If I had three wishes...
"First I want to have money. Becuase I can do anything I want, like travel all over the world, see different cultures, becuase I can not be limited to this small island and broaden my horizens.
Secondly, I want to master hip hop. Because I want to be groovy...excercise my body to being healthy, saying goodbye to horrible disease and terrible viruses. I will say "YO Yo Yo! get out off my body!"
Thirdly, I wish that all my wishes come true...HAHAHAHAHA Yes, it's a great wish, without reasons...everyone wants this
"I don't."
You don't? So what's your three wishes?
Me?
Ya.
I wish I could take back last friday...like go back in time...not play any dodgeball ever again!
"Do you think dodgeball is a dangerous game?"
When you play with a three hundred pound gorilla named John...YES!
It is very dangerous!
Secondly, I want a tv remote that can do anything...Like make Wang Zu Ren shut up with the push of a button.
Thirdly, I want to go to the mirror and see me myself thirty years from now.
"First I want to have money. Becuase I can do anything I want, like travel all over the world, see different cultures, becuase I can not be limited to this small island and broaden my horizens.
Secondly, I want to master hip hop. Because I want to be groovy...excercise my body to being healthy, saying goodbye to horrible disease and terrible viruses. I will say "YO Yo Yo! get out off my body!"
Thirdly, I wish that all my wishes come true...HAHAHAHAHA Yes, it's a great wish, without reasons...everyone wants this
"I don't."
You don't? So what's your three wishes?
Me?
Ya.
I wish I could take back last friday...like go back in time...not play any dodgeball ever again!
"Do you think dodgeball is a dangerous game?"
When you play with a three hundred pound gorilla named John...YES!
It is very dangerous!
Secondly, I want a tv remote that can do anything...Like make Wang Zu Ren shut up with the push of a button.
Thirdly, I want to go to the mirror and see me myself thirty years from now.
Do you think relations with China will improve this year?
I think it is wonderful, the cross strait relationship will imprve this year...I'm finished...
"John disagrees"
I saw this news yesterday
"And?"
And I think the future in Taiwan will be prosperous
"I think Taiwan will slowly melt into Mainland China...Like Hong Kong"
One country. no system
"???"
I think President Horse won't let Taiwan sloly become part of China. All he wants to do is save the economy in Taiwan
And the conference I saw BoAo looked very peacefull. Vice President Small has been friends Mr Flower. so he will help Taiwan become a powerfull nation."
WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!
On the other hand, Mr Shit criticized the conference...I forget what he said, but he wasn't happy.
"John disagrees"
I saw this news yesterday
"And?"
And I think the future in Taiwan will be prosperous
"I think Taiwan will slowly melt into Mainland China...Like Hong Kong"
One country. no system
"???"
I think President Horse won't let Taiwan sloly become part of China. All he wants to do is save the economy in Taiwan
And the conference I saw BoAo looked very peacefull. Vice President Small has been friends Mr Flower. so he will help Taiwan become a powerfull nation."
WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!
On the other hand, Mr Shit criticized the conference...I forget what he said, but he wasn't happy.
Thursday, April 10, 2008
confessions of a heartless vegetable
TOOL "Sober"
There's a shadow just behind me
shrouding every step I take
making every promise empty
pointing every finger at me
Waiting like a stalking butler
who upon the finger rests
Murder now the path of "must we"
just before the son has come
Jesus, won't you fucking whistle
something but the past and done?
Why can't we not be sober?
I just want to start this over
Why can't we drink forever
I just want to start this over
I am just a worthless liar
I am just an imbecile
I will find a center in you
I will chew it up and leave
I will work to elevate you
just enough to bring you down
Trust me
Mother mary wont you whipser
something but what's past and done
Trust me
I want what I want
There's a shadow just behind me
shrouding every step I take
making every promise empty
pointing every finger at me
Waiting like a stalking butler
who upon the finger rests
Murder now the path of "must we"
just before the son has come
Jesus, won't you fucking whistle
something but the past and done?
Why can't we not be sober?
I just want to start this over
Why can't we drink forever
I just want to start this over
I am just a worthless liar
I am just an imbecile
I will find a center in you
I will chew it up and leave
I will work to elevate you
just enough to bring you down
Trust me
Mother mary wont you whipser
something but what's past and done
Trust me
I want what I want
Monday, April 7, 2008
Firstly:
uhhhh..heheee.uhh, Because I chose to study at T.K. when I was in junior H.S. And I htink T.k. has allot of english activities, and it makes me have a lot of interest in english. Thats why I start to think "Maybe I can chose to major in foreign languages." So...I just set my goal to set the world on fire. yah, exactly."
Another reason I want to choose outsider studies, is because my older brother majored in Spanish in Wenzao H.S. It aroused my curiosity about other languages. Not just english!!!!!!
"Do you think Language will define your future?"
My job in the future will be related to what I learn....so...yes!
"I think my life was defined by the electric guitar."
When I travel abroad, I can put what I learn into practice and I will have no obstacles to talking to foreigners.
"I heard that they are going to create a small computer that you can put in your ear, and it will translate the sounds of all languages into your mother tongue by 2011. Any thoughts?"
We can not pin our future upo n a tiny machine...even though it may be useful. It will lose the truthfullness of learning.
uhhhh..heheee.uhh, Because I chose to study at T.K. when I was in junior H.S. And I htink T.k. has allot of english activities, and it makes me have a lot of interest in english. Thats why I start to think "Maybe I can chose to major in foreign languages." So...I just set my goal to set the world on fire. yah, exactly."
Another reason I want to choose outsider studies, is because my older brother majored in Spanish in Wenzao H.S. It aroused my curiosity about other languages. Not just english!!!!!!
"Do you think Language will define your future?"
My job in the future will be related to what I learn....so...yes!
"I think my life was defined by the electric guitar."
When I travel abroad, I can put what I learn into practice and I will have no obstacles to talking to foreigners.
"I heard that they are going to create a small computer that you can put in your ear, and it will translate the sounds of all languages into your mother tongue by 2011. Any thoughts?"
We can not pin our future upo n a tiny machine...even though it may be useful. It will lose the truthfullness of learning.
Why does the international world care so much for Tibet, but not Taiwan?
I think first,
China is more prominent in the world than Taiwan. The problem with Tibet began in the 1950's, as the problem in Taiwan also began the same time. The only reason: The Dali Lama has fame for wanting peace with communists. Actually I don't know what is wrong with Taiwan. So can you tell me your opinion?
Foreigners think Taiwanese are smart enough to solve their own problems?
No no no this is not a good reason.
John is so stupid, but Taiwanese are even dumber
(she's thinking really hard and she doesn't want anyone to know who she is.
"Perhaps, this is the problem...in order for the world to know who you are, you need to know first. Do Taiwanese have a treu indentity?"
The Dali Lama is a respected spiritual leader with books printted all over the world. He is a man of compassion, who can express his love for not just the people in Tibet, but of universal love for all." He is a spirit father to those in Tibet.
But Taiwanese are good with technology...computers...Taiwan has the most computer savvy city in the world. Taipie is a thousand years ahead of cities in the United States when it comes to technology...so why is no one listening?
China is more prominent in the world than Taiwan. The problem with Tibet began in the 1950's, as the problem in Taiwan also began the same time. The only reason: The Dali Lama has fame for wanting peace with communists. Actually I don't know what is wrong with Taiwan. So can you tell me your opinion?
Foreigners think Taiwanese are smart enough to solve their own problems?
No no no this is not a good reason.
John is so stupid, but Taiwanese are even dumber
(she's thinking really hard and she doesn't want anyone to know who she is.
"Perhaps, this is the problem...in order for the world to know who you are, you need to know first. Do Taiwanese have a treu indentity?"
The Dali Lama is a respected spiritual leader with books printted all over the world. He is a man of compassion, who can express his love for not just the people in Tibet, but of universal love for all." He is a spirit father to those in Tibet.
But Taiwanese are good with technology...computers...Taiwan has the most computer savvy city in the world. Taipie is a thousand years ahead of cities in the United States when it comes to technology...so why is no one listening?
Sunday, April 6, 2008
Vernor Vinge..The science fiction writer who is on the threshold of ideas like singularity
(also an RBC turned BRBC) believed the government was creating a way in order to read his mind, steal his thoughts, and create weapons based upon his insane brilliance. He thought that if he fed his brain a constant stream of pop music; that he could block out the government's ability to steal his prized thoughts...
I understand this is quiet often a tactic used for most rbcs who wish to deny their calling.
They're have been many potential rebel baby messiahs but they have denounced this option of life. and are happy to be living in Northern California on government checks payed for by the cia
(cucumber idol assassins) and fed a steady diet of mind numbing yet gratefully dead pumpkin seeds.
Why, oh why, must the black rebel carrots deny their Messianic calling of the salad cancer?
(also an RBC turned BRBC) believed the government was creating a way in order to read his mind, steal his thoughts, and create weapons based upon his insane brilliance. He thought that if he fed his brain a constant stream of pop music; that he could block out the government's ability to steal his prized thoughts...
I understand this is quiet often a tactic used for most rbcs who wish to deny their calling.
They're have been many potential rebel baby messiahs but they have denounced this option of life. and are happy to be living in Northern California on government checks payed for by the cia
(cucumber idol assassins) and fed a steady diet of mind numbing yet gratefully dead pumpkin seeds.
Why, oh why, must the black rebel carrots deny their Messianic calling of the salad cancer?
Wednesday, April 2, 2008
hello? this is the MDRBC speaking
oh, you probably know me as jenny from my wild days
hm?
oh it means Marshmellow Devouring Rebel Baby Carrot
i'm fine thanks
I'LL BE THERE FOR YOU
THESE FIVE WORDS I SWEAR TO YOU
WORDS CAN'T SAY WHAT LOVE CAN DO
between soaking in the essence of decomposing animal fats and simple sugars
I'M ALL OUT OF LOVE
I'M SO LOST WITHOUT YOU
i've also been juggling my time listening to corny old rock songs
YOU WERE BORN TO BE MY BABY
BABY I WAS MADE TO BE YOUR MAN
i guess you can tell
I'LL BE THERE FOR YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUU
sorry, the background rbcs are getting carried away
hang on a sec.
SHUT UP!
......
there, better
okay so you're saying that i'm a what?!
rbm... why not BRBC( black rebel baby carrot )
*sign*
i've always dreamed of being a black rebel baby carrot
what a dream come true!
i don't want anything to do with the messiah s***
hm
hm
NO! you can't tell me to save the RBCs from the queen scented tampon!
they can't live without her
her stong fragrances are what keep the island ecosystem going
i thought you knew!
she's the sun to this island
......
yes, i'm listening
but she's really dangerous
i've heard that if anyone goes within a mile near her
her scents kill
and if anyone does manage to go 500 meters near her
she will start giving off lethal sound waves
hm
hm
but i just saved myself from university!!
you can't do this to me
holy crap
life sucks
fine, let me think about it
i need to think this over a bag of decomposing fat
'kay, bye
i'll call you when i've done enough research
I'D HOLD YA
I'D NEED YA
I'D GET DOWN ON MY KNEES FOR YOU
AND MAKE EVERYTHING ALRIGHT
IF YOU WERE IN THESE ARMS
oh, you probably know me as jenny from my wild days
hm?
oh it means Marshmellow Devouring Rebel Baby Carrot
i'm fine thanks
I'LL BE THERE FOR YOU
THESE FIVE WORDS I SWEAR TO YOU
WORDS CAN'T SAY WHAT LOVE CAN DO
between soaking in the essence of decomposing animal fats and simple sugars
I'M ALL OUT OF LOVE
I'M SO LOST WITHOUT YOU
i've also been juggling my time listening to corny old rock songs
YOU WERE BORN TO BE MY BABY
BABY I WAS MADE TO BE YOUR MAN
i guess you can tell
I'LL BE THERE FOR YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUU
sorry, the background rbcs are getting carried away
hang on a sec.
SHUT UP!
......
there, better
okay so you're saying that i'm a what?!
rbm... why not BRBC( black rebel baby carrot )
*sign*
i've always dreamed of being a black rebel baby carrot
what a dream come true!
i don't want anything to do with the messiah s***
hm
hm
NO! you can't tell me to save the RBCs from the queen scented tampon!
they can't live without her
her stong fragrances are what keep the island ecosystem going
i thought you knew!
she's the sun to this island
......
yes, i'm listening
but she's really dangerous
i've heard that if anyone goes within a mile near her
her scents kill
and if anyone does manage to go 500 meters near her
she will start giving off lethal sound waves
hm
hm
but i just saved myself from university!!
you can't do this to me
holy crap
life sucks
fine, let me think about it
i need to think this over a bag of decomposing fat
'kay, bye
i'll call you when i've done enough research
I'D HOLD YA
I'D NEED YA
I'D GET DOWN ON MY KNEES FOR YOU
AND MAKE EVERYTHING ALRIGHT
IF YOU WERE IN THESE ARMS
This is a mock acceptance...purely a test.
Hence the DBMT
Death by Marsh mellows Test
It seems you've passed. However
It will be months of incessant marsh mellows until they have fattened you up
...this has been a prophecy of theirs from the beginning of time. That a day will come, when a young prophet carrot would come to them and free them from the island of the all knowing coconut scented tampon queen. It's difficult to be yourself when mother knows all. isn't it? For year the rbcs have talked in quiet circles of a messiah...Of course...others have come and tried before, but they couldn't over throw the holy tampon.
They were crushed by the queen and sacrificed via exile with the other black rebel baby carrots, boiling in a Dante like inferno of Asiatic crab grass and fondue for eternity.
Marsh mellows and cheese are both products of decomposing animal fats. Marsh mellows have a way of seeking out vulnerable Rbcs...breaking them down, weeding out the weak. However that was not the case with you. You've devoured countless marsh mellows,
however, the rbcs, smart in recognising the fledgling makings of a messiah, they have tested you and well, you've seemed to pass...your now an rbm
rebel baby messiah...or are you?
Are you the Black Rebel Baby Carrot who has come to save us all from the cure
that is the cancer?
Hence the DBMT
Death by Marsh mellows Test
It seems you've passed. However
It will be months of incessant marsh mellows until they have fattened you up
...this has been a prophecy of theirs from the beginning of time. That a day will come, when a young prophet carrot would come to them and free them from the island of the all knowing coconut scented tampon queen. It's difficult to be yourself when mother knows all. isn't it? For year the rbcs have talked in quiet circles of a messiah...Of course...others have come and tried before, but they couldn't over throw the holy tampon.
They were crushed by the queen and sacrificed via exile with the other black rebel baby carrots, boiling in a Dante like inferno of Asiatic crab grass and fondue for eternity.
Marsh mellows and cheese are both products of decomposing animal fats. Marsh mellows have a way of seeking out vulnerable Rbcs...breaking them down, weeding out the weak. However that was not the case with you. You've devoured countless marsh mellows,
however, the rbcs, smart in recognising the fledgling makings of a messiah, they have tested you and well, you've seemed to pass...your now an rbm
rebel baby messiah...or are you?
Are you the Black Rebel Baby Carrot who has come to save us all from the cure
that is the cancer?
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