hello? this is the MDRBC speaking
oh, you probably know me as jenny from my wild days

hm?

oh it means Marshmellow Devouring Rebel Baby Carrot

i'm fine thanks

I'LL BE THERE FOR YOU
THESE FIVE WORDS I SWEAR TO YOU
WORDS CAN'T SAY WHAT LOVE CAN DO

between soaking in the essence of decomposing animal fats and simple sugars

I'M ALL OUT OF LOVE
I'M SO LOST WITHOUT YOU

i've also been juggling my time listening to corny old rock songs

YOU WERE BORN TO BE MY BABY
BABY I WAS MADE TO BE YOUR MAN

i guess you can tell

I'LL BE THERE FOR YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUU

sorry, the background rbcs are getting carried away
hang on a sec.

SHUT UP!

......

there, better
okay so you're saying that i'm a what?!
rbm... why not BRBC( black rebel baby carrot )
*sign*
i've always dreamed of being a black rebel baby carrot
what a dream come true!
i don't want anything to do with the messiah s***

hm

hm

NO! you can't tell me to save the RBCs from the queen scented tampon!
they can't live without her
her stong fragrances are what keep the island ecosystem going
i thought you knew!
she's the sun to this island

......

yes, i'm listening
but she's really dangerous
i've heard that if anyone goes within a mile near her
her scents kill
and if anyone does manage to go 500 meters near her
she will start giving off lethal sound waves

hm

hm

but i just saved myself from university!!
you can't do this to me

holy crap
life sucks

fine, let me think about it
i need to think this over a bag of decomposing fat

'kay, bye
i'll call you when i've done enough research

I'D HOLD YA
I'D NEED YA
I'D GET DOWN ON MY KNEES FOR YOU
AND MAKE EVERYTHING ALRIGHT
IF YOU WERE IN THESE ARMS