Reasons to be an english major:

You are un-employed and living with your parents.While un-employed, living with your parents, you are smoking a cigarette and looking at your brothers book collection in the garage. You wonder why there is a book collection in the garage All the books bear titles like: "The Secret of Intelligence""Top ten habits of Successful Entrepreneurs" You realize that the best way to choose your college major is by simply deciding what do you want in your book case for the rest of your life At least by studying english, you will still be un-employed but at least you would be un employed with something to read.