Being sick is the funniest feeling
you wake up in the morning and feel horrible
you try walking down the stairs and find yourself squatting at the top and rocking front and back like a crazy person
then, you think that it's NOT that bad and decide to have a bowl of spicy sour soup

you then discover how wonderful a friend the bathroom toilet really is

you toss and turn in bed and find yourself counting sheep that evolve into green elephants

then you wake up the next morning thinking:

it wasn't that bad! :)
i could do it again anytime!