i recommend john updikes "The lifeguard"

you were someone else
the idea that we are the same person
is lunacy that defies all rational
i can here a choir of green dumplings twitter
whether its approval or not one can never be sure
they refuse to acknowledge that they twitter
to them everything is metabolic
which leaves no room for ambigious twitterology
but dont write them off, seeing things such as they do
is a safe place to visit once and while
it noviates (made up word; do as you will) the pain
and explains why im prone to seek out distressing damsels seeking to disdress
in horror we leave this land
pick up the phone
get the message
then hang up the fucking phone