Tuesday, July 15, 2008

the RBCs are back.
after stuffing ourselves with all the Rocky Mountains Marshmellows we could get our roots on
we have decided to overthrow the MOTHER TAMPON
we have decided that her holy motherness has become her holey motherness
she no longer has the power she once had over us
she is now ...... HOLEY
TAMPONS BEWARE
this is not just your usual sugar infused rebellion
we RBCs have been alert and sugar-free ( in other words sober ) for two hours now
and we are ready to change society's rusty and holey way of doing things
we will overthrow the MOTHER TAMPON and build an all new utopia with Grade-A tampons for all and no annual sacrfices
RBCs will live properous lives
RBCs shall build a new dynasty where carrots never grow old and tampons never become holey!!!!

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