Hello my dear tomato haired bosom friend!
don't you think bosom friend is the funniest expression ever?
my boooosom friend!
(please emphasize the boo at the beginning, it makes it so much more victorian)
I can just imagine a starry eyed deb saying to her most unfortunately plain lady friend, oh my dear dear Jane dahling, you are my most important boooosom friend!
anyway, LA has been good to your health, hasn't it?
I've also noticed your most interesting LAian accent!
how adorable!
how wonderful!
how absolutely unique!

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I don't think I will ever try to be victorian ever again, it leaves a bad taste in my mouth.