Lucifer didn't understand why god loved those new play things so much, those... humans. God called the one he made from mud Adam and the one made from Adam's rib bone Eve. Lucifer thought that God was losing his touch. God looked at mud beings that played with mud all day and chuckled. he hardly took care of the stars anymore, much less them.

It wasn't that God had loved him the most before those mud beings appeared. Lucifer knew that God was a restless soul, always going about being reckless and unstoppable, making mud play things when he already had them angels. Lucifer had thought that, maybe, just maybe after trillions of eons of conjuring stuff from vast nothings, God maybe would have acquired some, well, taste. Why couldn't he create some more suns and moons or something. But no... God had to go play with mud, and look at the mess he created. Why wouldn't anybody listen to some good old common sense anymore?

Lucifer knew that God was proud (sometimes to the point of being arrogant), but, hey, he didn't really want to imagine what it would be like being him. Think of what it would be like living around stuff that you made and you commanded all the time. God was one lonely soul. He had tried talking to the other angels about God, but they only gave him the whole empty, God is Great chant.

Lucifer had a bad feeling about God putting Adam and Eve in a great big garden. He had a bad feeling about putting them in an enclosed space with the tree of knowledge. If Lucifer could decide, he wouldn't let that thing called Adam touch the tree of knowledge with a ten foot pole. The funny thing was, the more he looked at it, the more Adam reminded him of God, bored and playing with mud all the time. Maybe God was testing their limits, like how sometimes he tried to test God's limits by reminding him that there were other things to do. Perhaps God wanted to see how far he could control the things he created. Lucifer knew that God had apparently left out the "must worship" file in him. God had wanted to see if Lucifer would worship him if he got the chance. He didn't really worship God, they were more like homebodies. God had found him fascinating at first, but he started to annoy God after a couple of centuries. Trillions of eons can really get to someone. So Lucifer started to keep some distance.

It was somewhat the same with these mud beings. Except that God hadn't made them so smart. Lucifer could tell that God wanted to see if they would consider even the tree of knowledge. God was right to have made them dumb, they didn't even think about it. Then, Eve got bored. He didn't know why but he liked Eve more than Adam. Maybe it was because it didn't play with the mud that often, or maybe it was because Eve often wondered about lots of things. How did these plants became to be? Where did I come from? Why did the drooling dog sound like God backwards? He warmed towards Eve.

Ever so slowly, he found himself wanting Eve to take a bite from the tree of knowledge. He wanted her to be more than Adam's rib bone. He found himself checking whether the fruits on the tree of knowledge were all intact now and then. Eventually now and then became three times a day, the rest of the time he would look at Eve, reading the questions that came up in her mind. Sometimes he would catch a glimpse of Adam and see him literally monkeying around with the monkeys. Lucifer would roll his eyes and wonder how something like Eve could come out of Adam's rib bone. If only she could take a hint. Lucifer tried to let the sun shine more brightly on the fruits from the tree of knowledge one time when Eve was daydreaming. Bad timing.

Lucifer couldn't stand it anymore. He needed to tell Eve, a hint at least. He decided to turn into something harmless,something that was vulnerable, something without arms and legs. Wouldn't that make it all seem more innocent?
Lucifer was there waiting for Eve. He knew that was Eve's favorite place to daydream.

"Don't you want to know the answers to all the questions you think all the time?"

Lucifer startled Eve. Eve usually kept to herself and didn't really like the other animals.

"How do you know what I'm thinking all the time?"

"It doesn't matter. Don't you want to know?"

This was a revelation for Eve. She usually just liked daydreaming about questions. She didn't really want to bother herself to find the answers of the questions that usually went on unanswered.

"Not really..., well I do want to know, but I usually don't put up with the bother. I don't think God really wants me to know anyway."

"What about the tree of knowledge?"

"Wuck?!"

"the tree of knowledge..."

"Are you that kind of scary temptations God reminded me about? I'm not falling for this you know."

This was not how Lucifer imagined it. He had imagined a conversation with laughter, maybe Eve would be blushing a bit from something witty he said or at least take a nibble from the tree of knowledge.

"No!...I'm not..... I just wanted to help you out with your questions, that's all."

Lucifer then muttered God is Great while slithering off.

Lucifer didn't know what to do. Eve was so different from what he was used to. He spent his days with mindless god-worshipping angels and a slightly conceited God. Eve wasn't smart, but she had an opinion. Lucifer decided that he needed to redeem his failed first impression. Maybe he would become something more cuddly next time.

Eve didn't know what to do with that conversation, or the mere fact that she had a conversation. Whenever she tried to talk to Adam she was reminded of the pool near the willows. She looked into Adam's eyes and all she could see were clear empty nothingness with a ripple here and there. She once tried commenting on how special the shape of a particular pear was to Adam. She thought Adam was listening intently until Adam absentmindedly picked that pear, her pear, and munched on it.

What the snake had told her was so forbidden that even the mere thought of it gave her the shivers. Eve wanted to give their conversation a good strong long thought but it made her scared. Unanswered questions, the tree of knowledge, the way the snake's eyes gleamed all whirled around in her head. He had beautiful almond shaped emerald eyes, the snake. She was restless.

Eve had started to look at the tree of knowledge. Really look at the tree of knowledge. Before, she would pretend not to see it, wandering her eyes elsewhere whenever she was anywhere around it. Now she couldn't keep her eyes off it. The tree of knowledge fascinated her. She saw how the leaves seem to rustle more than other trees or how blood red its fruits were. Eve wanted to talk to that snake again. She needed to get things right. Eve had started looking at snakes, wanting to find the one with the pair of emerald eyes.

Eve had stopped daydreaming. Lucifer saw the way she would stare transfixed on the tree of knowledge for hours at a time. This scared and thrilled Lucifer. He wanted to see if she would really take a bite. He missed her questions though. He missed seeing her daydream. He missed the way her eyes would wander off and her body would slump, completely relaxed. Eve seemed to notice snakes more too.

Was it possible that the she was looking for him?

Maybe his first impression wasn't that bad after all.

After a week of Eve being restless and Lucifer wondering whether Eve's restlessness had anything to do with him, Lucifer decided that maybe it was time for a second conversation. He would be more stubble this time. He wouldn't mention the tree of knowledge.

"Hi"

Eve gave a start. It was him, it was the snake. She turned around and saw the pair of gleaming emerald eyes she had been looking for all week.

"Hi…" Eve was hesitant. Here was the snake she had been trying to look for all week. Just out of nowhere. There were so many things she wanted to ask him, yet she didn’t know where to start.

"Umm… If your busy I can go lie in the sun or something. I didn’t mean to bother you." This was too awkward for Lucifer. He didn’t know what to say. Eve had stopped daydreaming. There was nothing for him to start a conversation with. Lucifer turned around and was about the slither off. This snake body wasn’t all that comfortable anyway.

"Wait! You don’t have a pair."

Lucifer turned around and looked at Eve. This was sudden.
"What do you mean I don’t have a pair?"

"Everybody comes in pairs in the Garden. Everything comes in twos. I talked to the snakes, there aren’t any with emerald eyes. You not from here, right?"

Wow. Eve was smarter than she was given credit for.
"Well, when God made me, I think he looked at me and didn’t want another one. I’m sort of the failed experiment I guess."

"Why didn’t he destroy you then? Does God destroy stuff he doesn’t like?"

"God doesn’t destroy. God creates. I don’t even know whether he can destroy or not."

"Wait… You mean there are things God can’t do?"

"Duh… Think about the tree of knowledge, if God hated it, then he should have destroyed it."
Opps. Lucifer couldn’t help himself. The ToK just rolled out of his slithery serpent tongue.

Eve was frowning. She had never had to think so much before. It made her head hurt.
"So either God doesn’t really hate the tree of knowledge or he can’t destroy us."

Wow. Eve was smart.

Afterwards, Lucifer would appear here and there and talk to Eve. Eve didn’t really know when she realized Lucifer wasn’t a snake. She had started calling Lucifer Lucifer when he let it slip one day he was called Lucifer. Eve thought that Lucifer could possibly be one of those angels that always swarmed around God. They were beautiful and bright, fire things. Eve knew she came from Adam’s rib bone and that Adam had been made out of mud. She wished she could have been made out of fire.

Lucifer didn’t know when Eve figured out he wasn’t really a snake, but Lucifer knew Eve knew. It was about the only thing they didn’t talk about. They talked about everything else. Like how staying in a Garden all the time could get on one’s nerves, or how conceited God could be sometimes. The snake disguise was starting to annoy Lucifer. He had to spend so much time picking off ticks afterwards.

Lucifer wanted Eve to see him as he was. He wanted to plan out a great stage entrance. A flash and a beam. Or maybe he would just appear as he was next time. He had already ruined his first impression as a snake, he shouldn’t want too much drama for his second first impression as Lucifer.

Eve woke up early that particular day. The sun hadn’t risen yet. It was dark and she could still see the stars. Light was spilling out from the tree of knowledge. Eve walked over to see. She looked up and saw a gorgeous being of light sitting on the branches of the tree of knowledge eating one of its fruits. He looked down at Eve.

There was the familiar pair of bright almond shaped emerald eyes. It was Lucifer.

Suddenly Eve knew what she wanted to do. Eve knew what she needed to do. She climbed up to the branch where Lucifer was sitting. She looked into Lucifer’s eyes and leaned close. Eve tilted her head and kissed Lucifer. It was gentle at first, Eve could feel the heat radiating from Lucifer. Then Eve tasted the fruit, bittersweet and tart, and went wild.

They made love on the branches of the tree of knowledge.