the man has an imaginary wife
he never brings her around
he always laughs first
and he never eats in front of us

he smokes and drinks excessively
his pits sweat
he doesnt like to sit on the pation furniture
he smokes when no one else does
and he turns his back on everyone
pretending to check messages

he doesnt like to talk about her
we has elaborate reasons
he always buys more than he can drink when he visits