My college English teacher has a love affair with sketch engine the same way you had one with youtube. The only difference is that youtube is interesting.



I'm affraid that university will tame me. I'm affraid that four more years of education will turn me into a suit wearing bun-haired high healed one big fakeo.

I went to see a Chinese doctor yesterday. He told me that I'm practically a ghost radar. Beeping away. Something to do with yin and yang. (I'm more of a yin by the way.) Ghosts are supposed to be more attracted to me...

Chinese people are very hard to understand sometimes.