tostada salads and the jews

Lettys mexican restuarant used to be a real mexican restuarant
the kind that mexicans would go to
so it seemed fitting that I would meet rockstar ray from the bangkok five
at lettys, since his last name is blanco, which means "white"
I got their early, ordered, at sat across a booth of bloated office ladies
talking about the upcoming jewish holidays.

when ray walked in they all stopped talking
apparantly rock stars are not supposed to come out during daylight hours
to eat mexican food which was disappointing;
having been away for five years this place has changed, where are the mexicans eating, I want to know, "this place got healthy, no flavor, no grease, dry, sorry, I didnt know" I said.

shalom

magical mormon underwear?!?!

how could they keep such important information away from us!!

*howling in despair and pain...*

i can't believe that i lived 18 years without knowing about magical mormon underwear

i feel devastated about not knowing

it's just the opposite from sarah palin. I was curious about her and youtubed her. I wish I hadn't done such a thing. she's just like the chinese isn't she? have your babies early and then destroy the world latter.

back to magical mormon underwear...

what does it do?
is it like chocolate and oysters?
does it suddenly boost your sex appeal? cause don't mormons have like four wives or something? wait, or was that Arabian sugar daddies?

maybe it was both.

or is it like skinny pants and thongs?
they look awful good but do awfully bad?

I'm betting on the oyster theory. Mormons seem to care more about performance than looks.

but I'm not one to judge, I never knew any mormons. I knew a couple of jews once though. They were... very Jewish...

actually...

yes

Mormons worship the angel Moroni

so they should be called morons

If you see them, you should ask them about the magic underwear

you dont know about magical mormon underwear?

what did they teach you in high school?

I guess I could send your bf a pair for x-mass

no wait...its unisex so I could send you both pairs.

mormons once came to my house

I think that was when I was in elementry school...

I never understood why they had wear helmets while bike riding, from the pace they rode their bikes, slugs had enough time to slug away before they ran over them.

They stood outside our door and wouldn't come in until daddy came home. They knew we spoke English but insisted on converting us in Chinese. I didn't really understand their Chinese. I ate clams and dozed off to their monotonous preaching.

After they had finished converting us, they wanted to come again. Daddy smiled a tight smile and told them that he thought they better not. They gave Daddy a look that said that he thought we would all go to hell.

Imagine what Daddy would say if I ran off with the mormons? Did mormons have anything to do with the word moron appearing in the English language?

The Osmond family were mormons weren't they?

better yet...

become a mormon

then you can enter lots of peoples houses

you could explain to your parents that

you are working very hard on a very difficult

yet promising young man you think is on the verge of

joining you on your mormon crusaude

and that you need to spend extended hours at his hours five days a week...

you also get to ride a bike everywhere you please

and if your parents question your

biking and entering

you can sum it up with the one answer

that has plagued and escaped rational thinking for thousands of years

"Im doing it for the lord."

scary...if you showed up in Santa Monica dressed as a mormon

i think i would convert

Thank god

I am living in the dorms
a place where six girls spend their uni lives in

our beds are all coded and I number three
the girl in number four just happens to be from Tainan too
lucky me
she has short cropped hair and is a tom-boy

I plan to go back to Tainan secretly and spend my weekends with him.

I believe I am going to get caught sooner not later
so from my understanding of myself, I'll probably chicken out in the end and contact my parents in the end

I have a friend from the tooth fairy association.
He plans to have a cuppa with me and tell me all about them

alas...

your plight is easily solved

get married in kenting

i take it your the oldest sib

so it goes without saying that your younger spring-a-lings

will have it alot easier

i take it your living at home while going to univ?

and do you have a moto for your mojo?

you gotta incognito your libido

go underground...