a bohemian asparagus you say?
that'll explain the pee and my tendency to avoid the sun
maybe my conscious knows that if i get too much sun i'll turn green

do schools accept bohemian asparaguses?

who was the hollow man in the wind-up bird?

maybe i should travel to the desert to regain my lost memories
how should i explain to mom?
um mom
i'm a bohemian asparagus
i need to go do some self-discovery
is there something about my childhood you didn't tell me?
be honest
i don't think university is really a priority right now
i have more important things to do

how did you know about you being a bohemian asparagus?!?!
honey, we still love you
who told you?!?!

oh, john

you mean the english teacher?

ya, the balding one
i'll go pack now