It is what turns poetry into prose
eroticism into porn
opera into H.S. Musical
French fries into Freedom Fries
Music into KTV
Education into Exams
NBA into SBL
Street food into instant noodles
Afterlife into death
Roses into plastic roses
People into Politicians
Teachers into Paper weights
Friends into FaceBook
Conversations into diatribes
Pirates of the Carribean into Pirates of the Caribean 2
Me into you
You into Me

What is sex without love?

If I had three wishes...

"First I want to have money. Becuase I can do anything I want, like travel all over the world, see different cultures, becuase I can not be limited to this small island and broaden my horizens.

Secondly, I want to master hip hop. Because I want to be groovy...excercise my body to being healthy, saying goodbye to horrible disease and terrible viruses. I will say "YO Yo Yo! get out off my body!"

Thirdly, I wish that all my wishes come true...HAHAHAHAHA Yes, it's a great wish, without reasons...everyone wants this

"I don't."

You don't? So what's your three wishes?

Me?

Ya.

I wish I could take back last friday...like go back in time...not play any dodgeball ever again!

"Do you think dodgeball is a dangerous game?"

When you play with a three hundred pound gorilla named John...YES!
It is very dangerous!

Secondly, I want a tv remote that can do anything...Like make Wang Zu Ren shut up with the push of a button.

Thirdly, I want to go to the mirror and see me myself thirty years from now.

If you could have three wishes, what would they be.

Do you think relations with China will improve this year?

I think it is wonderful, the cross strait relationship will imprve this year...I'm finished...

"John disagrees"

I saw this news yesterday

"And?"

And I think the future in Taiwan will be prosperous

"I think Taiwan will slowly melt into Mainland China...Like Hong Kong"

One country. no system

"???"

I think President Horse won't let Taiwan sloly become part of China. All he wants to do is save the economy in Taiwan

And the conference I saw BoAo looked very peacefull. Vice President Small has been friends Mr Flower. so he will help Taiwan become a powerfull nation."

WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!

On the other hand, Mr Shit criticized the conference...I forget what he said, but he wasn't happy.

confessions of a heartless vegetable

TOOL "Sober"

There's a shadow just behind me
shrouding every step I take
making every promise empty
pointing every finger at me

Waiting like a stalking butler
who upon the finger rests
Murder now the path of "must we"
just before the son has come

Jesus, won't you fucking whistle
something but the past and done?

Why can't we not be sober?
I just want to start this over
Why can't we drink forever
I just want to start this over

I am just a worthless liar
I am just an imbecile
I will find a center in you
I will chew it up and leave
I will work to elevate you
just enough to bring you down

Trust me

Mother mary wont you whipser
something but what's past and done

Trust me

I want what I want

Firstly:

uhhhh..heheee.uhh, Because I chose to study at T.K. when I was in junior H.S. And I htink T.k. has allot of english activities, and it makes me have a lot of interest in english. Thats why I start to think "Maybe I can chose to major in foreign languages." So...I just set my goal to set the world on fire. yah, exactly."

Another reason I want to choose outsider studies, is because my older brother majored in Spanish in Wenzao H.S. It aroused my curiosity about other languages. Not just english!!!!!!

"Do you think Language will define your future?"

My job in the future will be related to what I learn....so...yes!

"I think my life was defined by the electric guitar."

When I travel abroad, I can put what I learn into practice and I will have no obstacles to talking to foreigners.

"I heard that they are going to create a small computer that you can put in your ear, and it will translate the sounds of all languages into your mother tongue by 2011. Any thoughts?"

We can not pin our future upo n a tiny machine...even though it may be useful. It will lose the truthfullness of learning.