a bohemian asparagus you say?
that'll explain the pee and my tendency to avoid the sun
maybe my conscious knows that if i get too much sun i'll turn green

do schools accept bohemian asparaguses?

who was the hollow man in the wind-up bird?

maybe i should travel to the desert to regain my lost memories
how should i explain to mom?
um mom
i'm a bohemian asparagus
i need to go do some self-discovery
is there something about my childhood you didn't tell me?
be honest
i don't think university is really a priority right now
i have more important things to do

how did you know about you being a bohemian asparagus?!?!
honey, we still love you
who told you?!?!

oh, john

you mean the english teacher?

ya, the balding one
i'll go pack now

It seems you may have an identity crisis.

I think you may have amnesia, have wondered off from the

lost pack of travelling asparagus you were born into.

You see, quiet honestly...your a bohemian asparagus

a desert wanderer who is slightly self conscious about the way your pee smells

a nomadic Bedouin traveling over oceans of unforgiving sands..

It is not your fault. No one is really quiet sure what to do with bohemian asparagus

The Heartless Veg.

am i still a teen?
only teens have the right to die their hair purple or blue or rainbow
or you could shave it all off
i mean if you shave off your hair during you thirty somethings
people will think that you're going bald

i don't think people would mind if i got a tatoo of naked women all over my back
if they ask about it when i turn old
i'll just say i was a teen
they'll probaby give me a sympathetic knowing look

potatos are digged up, not pulled
the purple potatos told me
they also said that the biggest wish for every purple potato is to become a black carrot they used to all want to be white truffles but that was so 2007
black carrots are the new pink!

When the doves cry do they come off like pigeons

Are you Prince?

Tell me?

Have so seen the tourists of St. Marks Square?

We love a tragedy because it allows us to speak russian

Only Russians know how to write sorrow. they do knot show it off like a hard earned scar, nor do

they become victims.

In youth we embrace the equal opposite

The elderly feed the pigeons of New York

I wonder how many takes Prince had to sit in a bath tub to get his hair just right.

"No..Stop!!! Again...This time with more feeling"

He can write.

Purple Rain was his best James Dean

Purple follows youth like hormones accompany teen agers

The word teen did not exist until Elvis. You went from child to adult and worked the family farm

during summer, perhaps pulling potoatos.

One never can tell...enjoy Prince! Next comes the cure

that purple potato thinks he is very special and important
but the problem is that there is nothing in this world to prove it
it has to do everything with all the other potatos
(getting boiled, being packed, having no personal life, yada yada yada)
so i guess that potato decided if it tried hard enough to be different from the other potatos
it would prove that is was indeed a "gifted" potato
self-importance...
in my observations
that potato wants to be important, so it views being depressed as a path leading towards that
but when it discovers that being depressed doesn't make him anymore noticed
it gets even more depressed
(all the other potatos are too busy wrapped up in there own lives)
do potatos have psychologists?

actually, it was the purple part that facinated me
purple has been sneaking it's way into my life nowadays
i don't know why
i never especially liked purple(it was always next to pink...hollywood colors)
but recently i've noticed that people are wrong about the color of the sky
it's either purple or gray
really it's true!!
i am as sure as chicken little when he said the sky is falling

hepburn, she made the movie

Truman Capote's writing comes a close second, although his better known novel "In Cold Blood" was never made into a movie...(I think)

I don't know much about the Hepburns, Katheline and Audrey

Interesting you liked the cats...as when thinking about it. every girl I knew who liked B at Tiffany's also had a cat. I don't know why, but the word depressing and potato together in a sentence makes me laugh, it's like looking at a washed up clown, or Bill Murray. Tom Robbins wrote in Half Asleep, no...Fierce Invalids, that depression is a side effect of a over zealous sense of self importance...any thoughts?

i finished the wind-up bird chronicle...
i didn't like the ending though
about the story
to tell the truth. i don't know what to say about it
reading it made me feel
as i said
errie
i think it's the kind of story that you feel like you don't understand at all
but it comes back and haunts you
scenes that don't seem to have much impact on you come back and stay etched in your mind
the one character that brought comfort to me in the story was cinnamon and the cat
whenever they turned up, i would feel relieved


ps. could you tell me about breakfast at tiffany's (the movie) and what made it so popular?