are you guys eating?

she asks over the phone.

i knew she would ask this question but i'm still annoyed

no, we're just having a drink

okay then count me in, she says in an receptionist voice, overly polite and sweet

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i do it for jesus

we fast to get answers

i'm praying and fasting now

i want to know whether my boyfriend really loves me or not

i cock an eyebrow and stare at her

i didn't even know when she was sucked into christianity

christ