the tooth fairy is actually a corrupt and secret organization
teeth are just like ivory
with the cost of a mere quarter, the teeth will be ground and packaged and sent to countries with the demand for ivory dust.
you may not know it, but every country has it's own special way of discarding these baby teeth.

there is always the much commercialized american way of putting the tooth under the pillow
that is because american children tend to sleep alone or in small groups of twos

the chinese, however, have the very inconvenient tradition of sleeping together as an entire family
so, the tooth fairy (TTF) has insured that children throw their tooth over the roof backwards for so called good luck

exploiting children's teeth may seem far fetched and unlikely in our society nowadays

who ever even uses ground ivory? you may ask

well you may find it surprising that traces of tooth powder may be found in things such as, glue, milk, ipod ear-phones, carrots, paint, designer handbags, and, of course, ice cream

still sceptical?

why don't you ask your tooth fairy