the good old days when money would equal love

I suddenly remembered the time I made a christmas card
out of my beard.

wait, no, there is no real way to make this sound right
I grew a beard, like santa, shaved it on christmas and
gave my girlfriend a homemade christmas card spelling
the words merry christmas with red fuzzy hair.

ya, Im a keeper

actually she was jewish and there is alot of inside humor
that I will take to grave regarding this specific girl and facial hair