people don't die on tracks
that way
they won't have to pay insurance

that way
they will be able to earn more from cramming in the exact same quiz

that way
fast, to the point, and not caring shit about whether you die or not

A guy majoring in finance walks around sporting a T-shirt

LACK OF MONEY IS THE ROOTS OF ALL EVIL

good for him
now it's my turn

MONEY IS THE ROOTS OF ALL EVIL

how's that for a change

why does language have to be corrected

as long as it's from the heart

who cares shit

our college english 1 teacher goes around correcting what's wrong and what's not

if he can't explain something

he says it's ridiculous and nonsence

who would know
he's the one that majored in lingistics in Oxford

Fuck oxford